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Frustrated senior takes a whack at cable company
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sometimes truly American virtues arise in outlaws who — by dint of heroic but questionable endeavors — display the mettle of the national character. For instance: The Dillinger Gang, robbing banks (and destroying mortgages) when banks were foreclosing on the poor. Stephanie St. Clair, matron of the numbers racket during the Harlem Renaissance, striking a (dubious) blow for both gender and racial equality. Junior Johnson bootlegging liquor during Prohibition (the benefits of which were self-evident). Fear not, fellow Americans! In these dark days of war, pestilence and Paris Hilton, a new hero has arisen. She is none other than 75-year-old Mona “The Hammer” Shaw, who took the aforementioned implement to her local Com-cast office to settle a score, and boy, did she! This was after the company had scheduled installation of its much ballyhooed “Triple Play” service, which com-bines phone, cable and Internet services, in Shaw’s brick home in suburban Bristow, Va. But Shaw said they failed to show up on the appointed day, Monday, Aug. 13. They came two days later but left with the job half done. On Friday morning, they cut off all service. This was the company that has had consumer service problems serious enough to prompt the trade magazine Ad-vertising Age to editorialize that Comcast and other cable providers should spend less on advertising and more on customer service. And has spawned a blog called ComcastMustDie.com that’s filled with posts from angry customers. So on that Friday, Mona Shaw and her husband, Don, went to the call center office in Manassas, Va., to complain. Let’s pick it up, mid-action, according to Shaw: Mona demands to speak to a manager. A customer service representative says someone will be right with them. Directs them to a bench, outside. (Remember, it’s mid-August.) Mona and Don sit. Tick, tick, tick, goes the clock. Sit, sit, sit, go Mona and Don. For. Two. Hours. And then — this is the best part — the customer rep leans out the door and says the manager has left for the day. Thanks for coming! Oh, the sputtering outrage! The insulting idea that, as Shaw puts it, “they thought just because we’re old enough to get Social Security that we lack both brains AND backbone.” So, after stewing over it all weekend, on the following Monday, she went downstairs, got Don’s claw hammer and said, “C’mon, honey, we’re going to Comcast.” Did you try to stop her, Mr. Shaw? “Oh no, no,” he says. Hammer time: Shaw storms in the company’s office. BAM! She whacks the keyboard of the customer service rep. BAM! Down goes the monitor. BAM! She totals the telephone. People scatter, scream, cops show up and what does she do? POW! A parting shot to the phone! “They cuffed me right then,” she says. Her take on Comcast: “What a bunch of sub-moronic imbeciles.” Being a responsible newspaper, we must note that this is a misdemeanor, a crime, a completely inappropriate way of handling a business dispute. Noted. Who among us has not longed for a hammer in this age of incompetent “customer service representatives,” of nim-rods reading from a script at some 800-number location, of crumbs-in-their-beards plumbing installation people who tell you they’ll grace you with their presence between 12 and 3, only never to show? And you’ll call and call and fi-nally some outsourced representative slings a dart at a calendar and tells you another guy will come back between 10 and 2 next Thursday? And when this guy comes, pants halfway down his behind, he’ll tell you he brought the wrong part? And there is nothing, nothing you can do. Until there! On the horizon! It’s Hammer Woman, avenger of oppressed cable subscribers everywhere! (Cue gallop-ing “Lone Ranger” theme.) “I scared the tar out of some people, at least,” she says. “It had never occurred to me to take a hammer to a phone company before, but I was just so upset. ... After I hit the keyboard, I turned to this blonde who had been there the previous Friday, the one who told me to wait for the manager, and I said, ‘NOW do I have your attention?’ “ It wasn’t all fun. “My blood pressure went up around my ears. I started hyperventilating. They had to call the rescue squad and put me on a litter.” By the time it was over, she recalls, there were an ambulance, two police cruisers and a sergeant’s car in the park-ing lot. Shaw received a three-month suspended sentence for disorderly conduct, a $345 fine in restitution and a year-long restraining order barring her from the Comcast office. “Truly a unique and inappropriate situation,” says Beth Bacha, a vice president for Comcast. She says company policy forbids disclosure of clients’ records, but did say their files note that the service record wasn’t exactly what Shaw has indicated. Besides, “nothing justifies this sort of dangerous behavior.” Bacha noted that Comcast has more than 25 million customers, the overwhelming majority of which are very satis-fied with their service. Manassas police spokesman Sgt. Tim Neumann says there have been other police calls to that Comcast office, but he doesn’t know what prompted them. Bob Garfield, who runs ComcastMustDie.com, wrote last week he was happy the site had become an outlet for “so much deep-seated rage,” but hoped customers would “keep the hammer assaults down to a bare minimum.” From what we can tell, Mona Shaw is not, actually, a raving lunatic armed with construction tools. She is a nice lady who lives in a nice house. She and Don are both retired from the Air Force (she was a registered nurse). They have been married 45 years. She is secretary of the local AARP, secretary of a square-dancing club and takes in strays for the local animal shelter (they have seven dogs at the moment). She has a heart condition. She lifts weights at a local gym. The couple attend a Unitarian Universalist church. Police gave her the hammer back, though she swears she’s content to ride off into the sunset of True Crime Stories in America, never again to go Com-smash-tic on her local cable provider. She does, however, finally, have phone service. On Verizon. E-mail this story | Print this story | Search archives | RSS Show comments |  Hide comments | Hide comments on all stories |
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