"Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?"

As the opening credits for the 1970s television version of Neil Simon's "The Odd Couple" roll, that question accompanies varying images of two entirely different men, one neat to a fault, the other unconcerned about anything hygienic, attempting to coexist in the Big Apple.

In the current production of this comedy classic, now playing at the Barn II Dinner Theatre, director Mary Simon goes against type, casting Bob Lane Jr. as "divorced, broke and sloppy" sportswriter Oscar Madison, and Pat Gaik as the fastidious neurotic Felix Unger.

The play opens as Oscar plays host at his weekly poker game. The slovenly Madison offers his guests warm beer, stale chips and a choice between brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. (The green sandwiches are either very new cheese or very old meat.)

Cohorts Ray, Speed, Vinnie and Murray the cop wonder aloud where the typically punctual Felix is, not realizing that at that moment, Felix's marriage was ending.

When he finally arrives at Oscar's, the melodramatic Felix is in shock, and contemplating ending his life. In a weak moment, Oscar suggests that Felix move in with him.

As their differences come hilariously between them, it doesn't take long for Oscar to regret his generous offer, especially after Felix ruins their big date with the charming Pigeon sisters.

Audiences at the Barn II have long enjoyed the pairing of Lane Jr. and Gaik, who fly through their well-choreographed banter with ease. This production will most certainly find a space at the top of the duo's playing list.

Equally in synch are Simon and Diann L. Thompson as the giggly Pigeon sisters, whose charms are only surpassed by their keen fashion sense.

Supporting players John Johnson, Dan Challacombe, Jon Steven Wiley and David Flanders round out the ensemble, whose efforts were rewarded with a standing ovation at this performance.

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The Odd Couple

Venue: Conklin's Barn II Dinner Theater, Goodfield

Times and dates: Thu. through Sat. dinner shows, Sun. brunch matinees, through Nov. 2

Cost: $30 to $34

Running time: 2 hr., including 20-min. intermission