Recently, former President George H.W. Bush and a convention of other GOP leaders visited Texas A&M University for a forum on campus. They gathered to discuss the importance of helping others and doing good in the world commu …  What? The entire forum was organized and led by Obama?!

I mean, they, uh, met to spoil American democracy and, uh, conspire against the American people! Why can’t Obama simply stay out of government affairs? Just because he’s the president of the United States doesn’t give him the right to reform beloved longtime American installations like hands-off government and widespread penury. It’s just not right.

As a Republican supporter, I’m disgusted by the crackpot at the university who even thought of hosting an everyone-coddle-Obama’s-policies forum.

The only truly honorable people on the Texas A&M campus that day were the loyal protesters who rallied near the forum building to speak out against Obama’s tyrannical plans. 

And what did they have to say about their cause? “[We all] got tired of yelling at [our] TVs and decided to do something about it.” The words of a visionary.

So nevermind that the real Boston Tea Party occurred over 200 years ago, nevermind that Obama hasn’t done too terrible a deal to change America yet, and nevermind that as the president, it is his job to improve the country which he serves. Ultra-conservative right wing diehards can keep on jeering at Obama. We’ll get him out of the White House — someday.

Garrett Tyler Medlock, Bloomington